Mudd wrestled

Swam under a waterfall

Tried curry. Enjoyed the painful consumption.

Ran with Zebra

Ate an aloe plant

Encountered spitting cobra snake, watched friend get bitten

Learned Zulu 

Dipped my feet in the Indian ocean

Went to first South African emergency room

Rode in the back of a pickup truck with 8 girls while eating Mcflurrys. It’s legal here.

Hiked to waterfall at night

Took my first 50 degree shower

Consumed rooibos tea twice a day for 4 months

Experienced first paintball excursion.

Fell in love with African babies.

Found a cooked catapillar in my greenbeens.

Stayed the night in hundred year old castle hotel in middle of SA

Went to a toga party

Stood in a lightning storm

Found giant lizard in bedroom

Came home to random baby cows next to my chalet

Made prune faces

Got stung by my first bee

Slept on a bridge over a waterfall

Made Zulu bread

Hung out with people in the Sweet Water town-ship

Got addicted to Pinterest

Went Zip-lining in Karkloof

Broke bed and chair (fat joke) 

Stayed with homestay family

Stayed in oceanview/ghettoville

Walked home and got stalked by kid riding bike/holding gun

Went to South African casino and gambled

Sang waka waka kareoke in an old people bar

Tried bulltong

Went to Robben Island

Witnessed first friend getting tattoo. Became friends with creepy tattoo man.

Went to an Anglican Church service. Got high off of incense.

Pet a cheetah

Pet a wallabee

Climbed through the congo caves

Went to canal shops/largest shopping mall in southern hemisphere

Had South African frozen yogurt (not as good as America, but still good)

Saw a dead otter while running on Long Beach

Saw huskees pulling sleigh on the beach

Went to Ocean View disabled center

Went on the forbidden hill run/drug mountain

Woke up at 4am to Mosk chant and prayer.

Saw Breaking Dawn in Port Elizabeth

Snuck up to top of hotel roof (twice)

Went sharkcage diving

Saw Penguins in Simons Town

Stood at the southern most point of Africa

Went to a random comedy show in Kalk Bay

Saw a baboon on the hood of a car

Hiked to the top of Table Mountain (7th natural world wonder)

Tried a chocolate egg role